Mar 1, 2009

Cheese Plug

Here's the thing...Easy Cheese is really good. The problem is that nasty little crusty cheese plug that forms in the spout even if you cover it. Seriously, even if you leave it in the cabinet, covered, for 3 minutes, the nasty cheese plug simply appears. There's really no way around it. If you're not careful, that little cheese plug can take your eyeball out while causing you to waste valuable easy cheese. Imagine if this same type of phenomena occured in urethra. Hello...kidney stone or cheese plug? I'll take the Easy Cheese Plug every time.

2 comments:

  1. What is that thing??? Some say it has healing properties. It is used in healing salves all over the world. It is a favored dish by such famous names as "Hanover and Peabody"

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  2. My suggestion to the easy cheese folks is to come up with some sphincter lock mechinism like French's mustard uses. But really, go ahead...I know you want to go to the fridge and check your mustard bottle to see what I am saying. But sadly, your grocery shopper decided to save $1.17 and purchased the generic mustard; and now you have a small collection of hard condiment balls in your house. What a waste of food. That is the power of buying name brand, no hard condiment balls. Tell that cheap bitch to get a coupon and buy you the good stuff!

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