We Want the Moonraker

Fans,

Your letters have been read and your demands heeded. I have attempted to reach out to our favorite blog groupie, Captain Moonraker, to find out if she would like to join our blogteam. At first, I was concerned about adding a female to the team because of jealousy among the menfolk. However, Ms. Capt. Moonraker has made it very clear that everyone gets a turn...and if there is any argument as to who goes first, she usually responds that there are enough orifices for everybody...all equally as wet, dirty, smelly, and full of jungle rot as the next. I believe you have all enjoyed her obvious whoracity and skankiness in our comments section where she often spits her words of whore-dom. Hopefully, we will soon see her whorishness put to much better use.

Invitation Sent,

Rolf.