I met John Wayne at the airport on my way home from a business trip to the Andes Mountains. I sold 4 truck-loads of super-soakers and slinkees to the locals. Anywho! He ended-up being a Chinese spy and one hell of a grappler. When it was all said and done, we both had extended hospital stays and lots of Jello. I wonder if our paths will ever cross again??..If they do..I will be ready and waiting...with a gun!!!
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He looks like he's ready to steady...aim...fire that camera he's got. Good job on getting a perfect photo, Moose-Knuckle. Good story too. Why did you have John Wayne? We're you wading through a pool of baby elephant urine again?
ReplyDeleteNo.... I meant I had sex with John Wayne... Not a rash...All though he did give me a rash on the base of my scrotom!
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