The Mantisville Speedway (aka "The Paperclip"), the shortest track in NASCAR's Sprint Cup Series (0.526 miles), with only 12 degrees of banking on the curves, takes a heavy toll on brakes, tires, and ANYONE WHO DARES TO RACE ME.
At last Sunday's Goody's Fast Pain Relief 500 (aka "The Mantisville Massacre"), the #9 car so definitively dominated the race that the everyone left thinking Jimmy Johnson had won! Well, kudos to JJ for so deftly edging out Denny Hamlin in a heated battle for fastest loser, but by the time #48 crossed the finish line, #9 had finished his famous "48 states" victory lap.
Those who say "it's lonely at the top" haven't spent much time there. Hey, don't take it from me...ask Moose Knuckle about his vast array of fantasy stone circle death match league championships...but surely direct any such questions regarding our rock and roll romance towards me...right Loosey Moosey? We all know who's on top in that league.
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